Funny Jokes

Funny Friendship

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always 

sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a 

series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against 

the sorry bastard who made you sad. 

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much 

worse it could be and to quit whining. 

6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well 

again. I don’t want whatever you have. 

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass